Kneeler from Burford Church, Cotswolds. Photo by Candia
Wednesday, 2nd August.
At last, a golden day for Britain, screamed the headlines. The favourite words of Gore Vidal: I told you so! must have been uttered by many a coach.
We rowed and we rode. Bradley admitted that he had been greedy, but no other colour than gold had interested him. So much for it’s all about taking part! The papers issued cut out hairy ginger adornments which people stuck to their babies at Hampton Court, unaware of the original General Burnside who had popularised them. Maybe David Cameron could have sported a pair and might have pretended to be Gladstone, which might have affected party unity.
Brad speaks like Grayson Perry, I observed. Maybe it had been Grayson in disguise all along and the whole summer had been some kind of cycling installation whose success was going to be woven into a tapestry by weavers in Flanders. Bradley will, no doubt, have some connections there to aid the spoof, or woof.
The scull girlies were presented with a mock-up stamp which featured their success. They presumably have to share it.
Well, what can they expect in times of austerity? The badminton baddies were disqualified. No appeal. No parents’ meetings with all concerned. No re-sits.