Andy Murray, Ben Ainslie, Boris Johnson, David Cameron, James Naughtie, London 2012, Olympics, Pussy Riot, Roger Federer, Spice Girls, tennis
Thunderstorms forecast. Interesting for Ben Ainslie, I deliberated.
Twenty three medals up for grabs today. Four weeks ago Andy was greetin’ on court. I wondered who would be crying at the end of the day. Would Federer treat Andy like a giant midge at a barbecue, ie/ like a harmless nuisance to be shooed away, or would he see him as a pesky wasp who might give him a fatal anaphylactic sting?
At 2pm I settled down on the sofa to start watching. It was difficult as I had to keep flicking over to see Ben’s progress against the Great Dane. Did that make Andy’s opponent a St Bernard? I wouldn’t have minded being rescued from a crevasse by a brandy delivered on the rocks by the Swiss, to continue the canine and/or avalanche imagery.
Ainslie came in all flares blazing, having blocked the Dane’s wind. That must have been painful for the Scandinavian. I once read, in Suetonius perhaps, that Roman emperors, but can’t remember which one, had believed in never obstructing wind. But Ben hadn’t been a Classicist, I remembered. Maybe Boris could give him a few lessons to round him off as a New Elizabethan. Then James Naughtie could fit him into one of his programmes.
Hey, Andy was improving all the time and Roger was making unforced errors. He won in three sets and Roger slunk off. He looked as if he needed a brandy. Andy even hugged a random child in the crowd. Kim looked broody.
Meanwhile Jedburgh and parts of Pembrokeshire were being washed away, like Federer’s hopes.
The news is full of Pussy Riot. Having worked in a girls’ school, I could recognise the concept. One of the band members is called Squirrel and she was a spokespussy for the band. In a very un-Tuftylike pronouncement she accused Putin of being afraid of girls. Goodness knows how he will react to the re-formation of The Spice Girls. Probably pretty favourably, but he is only over on a flying visit to see the Judo and to get a lecture from Cameron, so he will probably miss their comeback. David isn’t afraid of girls, I thought. He sends LOL texts to giant Squirrelly ones that you wouldn’t trust to teach your child the Highway Code, let alone the moral code. But she is an endangered species now.
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