Photo by Candia Dixon-Stuart
(Photo by Pawel Wozniak- freestocktextures.com)
So, you were in school today? Chlamydia asked. I don’t
know why you keep going in. You must be a sucker for
Au contraire. It’s interesting sometimes.
Well, I was taking in exam papers and noticed some graffiti
on a desk, which said: ‘Ebola surviver.’ The vandal was obviously
infected by orthographical side effects. Someone needs to write a
research paper on the correlation.
No, not me. I am too busy telling boys who punch walls only to
lash out if the wall hits them first.