Oh, Mrs May,
what are we to do when there’s only one day
left, until we’re floundering,
jusqu’aux cous in merde; unable to sing?
21 Thursday Mar 2019
20 Thursday Jul 2017
Posted art, Celebrities, Family, News, Parenting, Photography, Poetry, Relationships, Social Comment, Writing
in(Carl Van Vechten, photographer.
Library of Congress. Wikipedia)
Salvador Dali,
Maria Pilar Abel Martinez claims that you got pally
with her mother at Port Ligat.
The DNA sample should sort out that.
05 Wednesday Jul 2017
(Guy Opperman MP)
Mr Opperman,
seems like you’d send out your gran
to shovel up your bull **** in her dotage,
because government denies her a mess of pottage.
16 Friday Jun 2017
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Adam West,
caped crusader, – in peace may you rest.
We need a dynamic duo to rescue us right now,
for our present leaders…… Holy cow!
11 Sunday Jun 2017
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inTags
(Boris Johnson, Secy of State for Foreign and
Commonwealth Affairs, 2016. http://www.gov.uk)
Bojo,
recovering your mojo?
You called Corbyn ‘a mutton-headed old mugwump,‘
but it’s uncool to preside over a parliament that’s only a ‘Rump.’
10 Saturday Jun 2017
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Philip May,
soon you might have your say.
Theresa, for all her sins,
will have time to share the ‘boys’ jobs’ – and to take out the bins.
10 Saturday Jun 2017
(Rt Hon Amber Augusta Rudd, MP. Image:
Amber Rudd,
after that debate, your name was mud.
So patronising to talk about a magic money tree
that pays out to you and not to me!
29 Monday May 2017
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inTags
(John Noakes with Shep. No known free use, but
unknown author/ copyright owner; low resolution image
and portrayed deceased as 28/5/17)
John Noakes,
you were one of those blokes
who could work with children AND animals; whose renown
was immortalised by your catchphrase: ‘Shep, get down!‘
23 Tuesday May 2017
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(Wikipedia title card image)
Sir Roger Moore,
I am very sure
that for suavity, you will always be held an exemplar –
especially in the role of Simon Templar.
19 Friday May 2017
Posted Celebrities, Humour, Media, News, Poetry, Relationships, Romance, Social Comment, Writing
inJames Matthews,
I wonder if Pippa would still choose
to say, ‘Come hither!’
if you didn’t have two farthings to rub together.