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A Clerihew For Our Times

21 Thursday Mar 2019

Posted by Candia in Humour, News, Poetry, Politics, Satire, Social Comment, Writing

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Beckett, clerihew, Mrs May

Oh, Mrs May,

what are we to do when there’s only one day

left, until we’re floundering,

jusqu’aux cous in merde; unable to sing?

 

 

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Dilly-Dallying?

20 Thursday Jul 2017

Posted by Candia in art, Celebrities, Family, News, Parenting, Photography, Poetry, Relationships, Social Comment, Writing

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Abel Martinez, clerihew, Dali, DNA, Port Ligat, Van Vechten photographs

Salvador Dalí 1939.jpg

(Carl Van Vechten, photographer. 

Library of Congress.  Wikipedia)

 

Salvador Dali,

Maria Pilar Abel Martinez claims that you got pally

with her mother at Port Ligat.

The DNA sample should sort out that.

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WASPI Women Stung by a Gnat

05 Wednesday Jul 2017

Posted by Candia in Community, Crime, Media, News, Poetry, Politics, Satire, Social Comment, Writing

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clerihew, Guy Opperman, mess of pottage, pensions Waspi women

 

Guy Opperman.jpg

(Guy Opperman MP)

 

Mr Opperman,

seems like you’d send out your gran

to shovel up your bull **** in her dotage,

because government denies her a mess of pottage.

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Holy Cow!

16 Friday Jun 2017

Posted by Candia in Celebrities, Crime, Film, Humour, Media, News, Nostalgia, Poetry, Social Comment, television, Writing

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Adam Wst, Batman, caped crusader, clerihew, dynamic duo

 

Adam West,

caped crusader, – in peace may you rest.

We need a dynamic duo to rescue us right now,

for our present leaders…… Holy cow!

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Rump Parliament

11 Sunday Jun 2017

Posted by Candia in Celebrities, Humour, Media, News, Poetry, Politics, Relationships, Satire, Social Comment, Writing

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Bojo, Boris Johnson, clerihew, Corbyn, Rump Parliament

Boris Johnson FCA.jpg

(Boris Johnson, Secy of State for Foreign and

Commonwealth Affairs, 2016.  http://www.gov.uk)

 

Bojo,

recovering your mojo?

You called Corbyn ‘a mutton-headed old mugwump,‘

but it’s uncool to preside over a parliament that’s only a ‘Rump.’

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Boys’ Jobs?

10 Saturday Jun 2017

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boys' jobs, clerihew, Philip May, Theresa May

Philip May,

soon you might have your say.

Theresa, for all her sins,

will have time to share the ‘boys’ jobs’ – and to take out the bins.

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Magic Money Tree

10 Saturday Jun 2017

Posted by Candia in Humour, News, Poetry, Politics, Satire, Social Comment, Writing

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Amber Rudd, clerihew, magic money tree

Amber Rudd 2016.jpg

 

(Rt Hon Amber Augusta Rudd, MP.  Image:

http://www.gov.uk)

 

Amber Rudd,

after that debate, your name was mud.

So patronising to talk about a magic money tree

that pays out to you and not to me!

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Get down, Shep!

29 Monday May 2017

Posted by Candia in Animals, Celebrities, News, Nostalgia, Poetry, Relationships, television, Writing

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clerihew, John Noakes, Shep

John Noakes and Shep.jpg

(John Noakes with Shep.  No known free use, but

unknown author/ copyright owner; low resolution image

and portrayed deceased as 28/5/17)

 

 

John Noakes,

you were one of those blokes

who could work with children AND animals; whose renown

was immortalised by your catchphrase: ‘Shep, get down!‘

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The Saint

23 Tuesday May 2017

Posted by Candia in Celebrities, Film, James Bond films, Media, News, Poetry, Social Comment, television, Writing

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clerihew, Roger Moore, Simon Templar

Image of The Saint matchstick man alongside series title

(Wikipedia title card image)

 

Sir Roger Moore,

I am very sure

that for suavity, you will always be held an exemplar –

especially in the role of Simon Templar.

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For Richer, For Poorer

19 Friday May 2017

Posted by Candia in Celebrities, Humour, Media, News, Poetry, Relationships, Romance, Social Comment, Writing

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clerihew, farthings, for richer; for poorer, James Matthews, Music, Pippa Middleton

James Matthews,

I wonder if Pippa would still choose

to say,  ‘Come hither!’

if you didn’t have two farthings to rub together.

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My name is Candia. Its initial consonant alliterates with “cow” and there are connotations with the adjective “candid.” I started writing this blog in the summer of 2012 and focused on satire at the start.

Interspersed was ironic news comment, reviews and poetry.

Over the years I have won some international poetry competitions and have published in reputable small presses, as well as reviewing and reading alongside well- established poets. I wrote under my own name then, but Candia has taken me over as an online persona. Having brought out a serious anthology last year called 'Its Own Place' which features poetry of an epiphanal nature, I was able to take part in an Arts and Spirituality series of lectures in Winchester in 2016.

Lately I have been experimenting with boussekusekeika, sestinas, rhyme royale, villanelles and other forms. I am exploring Japanese themes at the moment, my interest having been re-ignited by the recent re-evaluations of Hokusai.

Thank you to all my committed followers whose loyalty has encouraged me to keep writing. It has been exciting to meet some of you in the flesh- in venues as far flung as Melbourne and Sydney!

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