Feels like it today, but not so exciting here under lockdown.
Photo by Candia’s student. Might have been taken by Sir Ben Ainslie.
He was with us as a 19 year old student.
(Photo by Sumeet Moghe)
You went to China, didn’t you? Brassica reminded me.
Oh, ages ago, I replied. In the mid-to-late nineties. We
took some students with us. We saw quite a bit of the
country, as we travelled its length on the train, from Beijing.
That must have been fascinating.
Well, we had guides to keep an eye on us. I think I wrote
down my impressions at the time. I’ll try to fish them out.
No doubt another poem is coming my way, sighed Brassie.
Aren’t you the lucky one?! I retorted.
GRADUATE OF TV UNIVERSITY
Our Zhaoqing guide was a smiling Tiger:
See, I used to be a buffalo boy,
he said. And now my family benefit
because I send some of my wages home.
You’ve heard of TV University?
That’s how I studied English, got this job.
Deng’s motto was ‘not the best; good enough.’
He prattled on his microphone. It worked.
Look! he grinned. I even have tiger teeth.
Maybe I’ll save up for some dental work.
He switched off and so did we: too fatigued,
having just journeyed for 36 hours,
from Beijing to Guanzhou by the night train.
Buffalo boy would have conjured up jade
ornaments, bronzes collected by those
who appear on Antiques Roadshows. But now,
having seen settlements in paddy fields;
putrid ponds, wallowing pigs, flash motorbikes,
ancestral headstones placed among sparse crops,
we knew where he had come from; just how far
he had travelled; understood Hope Project,
where wealthy cities subsidise the poor.
Though awash with Americanisms,
at ease in marble foyers of hotels,
he sat and ate his meals apart from us,
smiling at our ineptness with chopsticks:
romantic buffalo boy, denying
the not-so-distant cannibalism
China practised through desperate famines.
We turned up our noses at jellyfish;
he was grateful for a well-filled rice dish.
At the end of our stay he gave out forms,
requiring us to measure him against
some idealistic concept of guide.
Although he told us very little,
between the lines he’d told us quite a lot.
He got his tip, learned a few extra words
which alienate him further from his home.
So what, if he gains some gleaming moped,
pays many yuan for a cosmetic brace;
orthodontically has a Western face?
His buffalo will be slaughtered for food
and a billion tigers may show their fangs,
while we watch TV University
and travel the Web, rather than the world.
Maybe one day we’ll meet him again on some screen
and we will recognise him by his smile-
the one that doesn’t seem to reach his eyes,
but demonstrates his newly acquired bite.