WASPI Women Stung by a Gnat

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clerihew, Guy Opperman, mess of pottage, pensions Waspi women

 

(Guy Opperman MP)

 

Mr Opperman,

seems like you’d send out your gran

to shovel up your bull **** in her dotage,

because government denies her a mess of pottage.

Young Voters

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Jeremy Corbyn, young voters

 

Young voters

save Jeremy from

a thrashing.

Tally Ho!

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a mess, Tally ho!

(Bodleian Alexander m/s 264)

 

Tally ho!

I made the mess; I’ll

get us out!

Taking the Mick

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Michael Gove, taking the mick

(Roman d’Alexandre, Tournai; Bodleian MS 264, fol 56r)

 

Michael Gove!

We had enough of

you  last time.

Spot the ex-Prime Ministers

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Prime Minister

(crowd of the damned, Pamplona Bible, Navarre, 1197. Amiens Biblioteque MS 108, fol 254r)

Swing to the Left

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swing to Left

(Bodleian Library, Oxford; MS 264)

On Thursday

there was a huge swing

to the Left.

Rump Parliament

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Bojo, Boris Johnson, clerihew, Corbyn, Rump Parliament

(Boris Johnson, Secy of State for Foreign and

Commonwealth Affairs, 2016.  http://www.gov.uk)

 

Bojo,

recovering your mojo?

You called Corbyn ‘a mutton-headed old mugwump,‘

but it’s uncool to preside over a parliament that’s only a ‘Rump.’

New Tory Anthem

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If you're Irish, Tory anthem

If you’re Irish come into the parlor,
There’s a welcome there for you;
If your name is Timothy or Pat,
So long as you come from Ireland,
There’s a welcome on the mat,
If You come from the Mountains of Mourne,
Or Killarney’s lakes so blue,
We’ll sing you a song and we’ll make a fuss,
Whoever you are you are one of us,
If you’re Irish, this is the place for you!

Magic Money Tree

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Amber Rudd, clerihew, magic money tree

 

(Rt Hon Amber Augusta Rudd, MP.  Image:

http://www.gov.uk)

 

Amber Rudd,

after that debate, your name was mud.

So patronising to talk about a magic money tree

that pays out to you and not to me!

Making an Omelette

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cojones, Nick Clegg, omelette

(Rt Hon Nick Clegg: Wikimedia from Flickr;

Foreign and Commonwealth Office: 2010 United Nations Summit, London)

 

Nick Clegg,

you can’t make an omelette without breaking an egg.

Never mind Theresa and all her cronies.

As your wife said: show your cojones.