Photo by Naparazzi, Jan 2014; (Wikipedia)
Poor Joe Root,
he got a ‘peach’ and now he’s oot.
Someone’s * tweeted he’s not the ticket
and will be the shortest reigned captain in English cricket.
Might not be true – he (Joe) may redeem himself yet.
(crowd of the damned, Pamplona Bible, Navarre, 1197. Amiens Biblioteque MS 108, fol 254r)