I painted the background in Lipstick, or Bordello Red. It gave the
whole thing a decadent, seedy look and I managed to add Jeremy Corbyn,
Stalin and some Dalmations to the original. Don’t ask me why!
Photo by Naparazzi, Jan 2014; (Wikipedia)
Poor Joe Root,
he got a ‘peach’ and now he’s oot.
Someone’s * tweeted he’s not the ticket
and will be the shortest reigned captain in English cricket.
Might not be true – he (Joe) may redeem himself yet.