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Based on The Pillow Book, but in poetic form!

 

When the Iyo blind

is released with a rattle;

not lifting a door

before giving it a push,

thus making a noise;

twits who butt in: it is just

their self-promotion!

Irritating men who leave

the toilet seat up, or who

man-spread, or mansplain;

those who are selfie-obsessed,

or angst about their butt size.