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(Photo by Pawel Wozniak- freestocktextures.com)

So, you were in school today? Chlamydia asked.  I don’t

know why you keep going in.  You must be a sucker for


Au contraire.  It’s interesting sometimes.

How so?

Well, I was taking in exam papers and noticed some graffiti

on a desk, which said: ‘Ebola surviver.’  The vandal was obviously

infected by orthographical side effects.  Someone needs to write a

research paper on the correlation.

Not you.

No, not me.  I am too busy telling boys who punch walls only to

lash out if the wall hits them first.